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Your eyesight would be the least of your worries,
Since I saw pictures of those bandy hairy candies that you call legs, I am quite proud of mine!
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and your brain would turn into a steaming pile of mushy peas
Wot brain?? Wot tew on abaht guvor?
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I've heard that the EU are considering slapping a health warning on fangles code and are advising that all proof-readers/testers are equipped with nappies and tetanus jabs!
Bugger!! They missed with the stab to the goolies and jabbed my pet octopus Muffy instead!! She's been sulking for months now.
Honestly, you'd be better off drinking a cup of novichok!
Sorry fangles, couldn't resist!

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