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A cordial gift for Kwai chang caine :)

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A cordial gift for Kwai chang caine comrade:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1v2yT0uyU8
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http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com

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Re: A cordial gift for Kwai chang caine :)

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:lol:

lets see grass hopper save the world from the final count down.

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EnableExplicit 

InitSprite()
InitKeyboard() 

Global font = LoadFont(#PB_Any,"arial",72,#PB_Font_HighQuality)

Procedure DisplayMessageCenter(window,msg.s,color=255,scale.f=1.00)
  
  Protected spriteNumber,tempImage,fontsTextWidth,fontsTextHeight,cx,cy
  
  tempImage = CreateImage(#PB_Any,1,1)    ;if you need to get the size of a font in pixels         
  
  If tempImage
    If StartDrawing(ImageOutput(tempImage)) ;draw to the temp image 
      DrawingFont(FontID(font))             ;with the selected font  
      fontsTextWidth = TextWidth(msg)       ;get the width and height in pixles     
      fontsTextHeight = TextHeight(msg)  
      StopDrawing()  
      spriteNumber = CreateSprite(#PB_Any,fontsTextWidth,fontsTextHeight) ;create the sprite of required size 
      If spriteNumber 
        If StartDrawing(SpriteOutput(spriteNumber))   ;now you can draw the text to the sprite 
          DrawingFont(FontID(font)) 
          DrawText(0,0,msg,color)
          StopDrawing()
          TransparentSpriteColor(spriteNumber,0)
          cx= (WindowWidth(window) - (fontsTextWidth*scale)) / 2   
          cy = (WindowHeight(window)- (fontsTextHeight*scale)) / 2        
          ZoomSprite(spriteNumber,fontsTextWidth*scale,fontsTextHeight*scale)  
          DisplayTransparentSprite(spriteNumber,cx,cy)
        EndIf   
        FreeSprite(spriteNumber)
      EndIf  
    EndIf  
    FreeImage(tempImage)      
  EndIf 
  
EndProcedure 

Global event,ct,sc

OpenWindow(0,0,0,800,600,"Putin de merde clock",#PB_Window_ScreenCentered | #PB_Window_SystemMenu) 
OpenWindowedScreen(WindowID(0),0,0,800,600) 

Repeat
  Repeat
    event=WindowEvent()
    If event=#PB_Event_CloseWindow
      End
    EndIf
  Until event=0
  
  ExamineKeyboard() 
  ClearScreen((ct%64)*2)
  DisplayMessageCenter(0,FormatDate("%hh:%ii:%ss", Date()-ct),RGB(0,192,0),0.025*sc)
  ct+1
  sc+1 
  sc%60
  FlipBuffers()
Until KeyboardPushed(#PB_Key_Escape)     
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Re: A cordial gift for Kwai chang caine :)

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@Psychophanta
I don't know this SPANISH version of my favourite movie :lol:
Thanks a lot for this link 8)
It's just a pity, i don't understand SPANISH but i believe i have nearly understand the StoryBoard :mrgreen:
My friend wrote:Putin de merde clock
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Dead of laughter :lol:
And thanks for this nice code too :wink:

@You two
It's funny because in the english version, the nickname of KCC is "grass hopper"
The first time i read this word, it's in the text of the great master "NETMAESTRO" and i don't understand what he mean ? :shock:
Because in France, the nickname of KCC it's "little beetle" :D
I don't know why it's different between the country ?

In all case, thanks a lot at you two for your humor, and your talent 8)
it proves, as if it were still necessary, that humor is not the enemy of seriousness and work. good humor and relaxation is much more productive
Because I don't know if you know ? But KCC always liked to joke around, :mrgreen: even in the middle of a serious conversation.
You can't imagine what can come out of meetings of people who don't care, I experienced that for several years in my job in a very big company in France
Life is too short, not to leave a little room for humor :wink:

Like real KCC in his Shaolin temple, i'm so proud to be a little bit accepted, in your great familly of MASTERS of programming 8)
And obviously MASTERS OF THE PB

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Laughter is a good way to stay sane during these times and everyone loves PB's one and only KCC.
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idle wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 12:23 am Laughter is a good way to stay sane during these times and everyone loves PB's one and only KCC.
Totally agree, and KCC is my hero here :lol: :lol:

@KCC , this is an old sketch from a well know twin comic in Spain, form the marvellous epoch of the very great Benny Hill. Much better than some new ones, at least to my taste. :lol: :D :mrgreen:
http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com

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Clap even your hands KCC, but don't sit on the red button ! :mrgreen:
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idle wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 12:23 am ....and everyone loves PB's one and only KCC.
Thanks a lot MASTER 8)
Everyone surrely not, but it's obviously my dream :oops: like numerous of us i suppose :wink:
You must confuse KCC and CKN :mrgreen: :lol:

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Psychophanta wrote:Totally agree, and KCC is my hero here
Thanks too 8)
It's not often that I'm someone's hero. :shock:
After...it's true that I'm often the first...starting from the end :mrgreen:
Psychophanta wrote:Much better than some new ones, at least to my taste
Reading you, I guess it's been a while since you lost your acne pimples. :lol:
Because I am of the exact same opinion as you. 8)
In France, you and me,

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we are called, the followers of "It was better before" :mrgreen:

Damn !!! when I think that yesterday again...
I was doing "pou pou" in my diaper :?

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Like Groucho Marx and others have apparently say
In every old man there's a young man who wonders what happened.... :|
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I share a suggesting of Google Search (on Youtube) any hours after having watched the short clip of Psychophantas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxaftHVmmo4

Since 15 years I have no TV.
Since 4 years I have no bed !

We are thinking that some of any things are essential, as the real shows us the opposite.
Laughing is just a social symbol. I learnt recently, that biologically, the skull is too fragile to bear some big laugh. And I have no the words to explain the bad effects.

I lie, knowing these words, but the people cannot hear these words, as I could not hear them before, because it is very hard to wonder to the people, not to laugh without control.

However, there are some laughter which destroy different part over the brain inside the skull. And there is no official remedy in Europa !!!

But the dilemma is more incredible when I discover that there is nothing more dangerous than the laughter that one prevents from offering: so it is up to you, not to take my sentences seriously, but to finally detect the deep nuance (shade) ...
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Hehehe,
that's the new Chinated Kingdom :lol:
http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com

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We are thinking that some of any things are essential, as the real shows us the opposite.
:shock:

https://www.henryford.com/blog/2019/03/ ... art-health
https://www.helpguide.org/articles/ment ... dicine.htm
https://www.gaiam.com/blogs/discover/7- ... f-laughter
https://theconversation.com/laughing-is ... ows-145984
https://www.everydayhealth.com/self-car ... d-for-you/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/l ... story.html
https://pharmeasy.in/blog/11-amazing-be ... -laughing/
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/539 ... ving-laugh
https://www.ccpa-accp.ca/fr/the-benefits-of-laughter/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6125057/
https://ontheline.org.au/mental-health- ... al-health/
https://homewoodhealth.com/corporate/bl ... ur-therapy
https://medical.uworld.com/blog/medical ... -of-humor/
https://blog.kcm.org/5-surprising-healt ... -and-body/
https://fcs-hes.ca.uky.edu/sites/fcs-he ... -807_0.pdf
https://www.thegazette.com/health-welln ... -medicine/
https://eldercarealliance.org/blog/heal ... r-seniors/
etc ...etc ...etc ....
And i stop here....my keyboard is out of ink :mrgreen:

And the winner is :mrgreen:
the mister wrote:Laughter Heals the Brain
https://www.drsearswellnessinstitute.or ... ter-heals/

Oli wrote:that biologically, the skull is too fragile to bear some big laugh
Not mine he is over trained :lol:

Anyone can say anything.
Now... i have also read, the end of the world in 2012, and if my sister had a pair of ... it would be my brother :D

For the smile, I agree with you, with regard to his social character
But I know that when I laugh it's not to please, nor to be "social", I simply have no choice.
The only part of my body that could suffer from my laughter is my bladder, and a ton of my panties could attest to this uncontrollable effect. :oops:

It is true that the heart must take a hit and surely the brain too.
Now laughter must be like sport, we don't have fun telling a really funny story to the ADAM'S family

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without preparing them a few years before.
In my opinion the one who laid this news, should not laugh every day and therefore had the need to justify his behavior by this false information :wink:
in any case, your great news will not prevent me from laughing and trying to make others laugh ..

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For my part it will be a beautiful death :lol:
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Lack of laughter does not kill humor. Let's go to the jubilee of "Mother Mature" together...
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Olli wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 9:36 am Lack of laughter does not kill humor. Let's go to the jubilee of "Mother Mature" together...
Too far for a little beetle :oops:

Goodbye OLLI :wink:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ooooooh !!!!! nearly the same !!! :shock: :mrgreen:
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Beware
Kwai chang caine is my Ally. 8)

We have not the fault about the fact most of plebs are tragicomical (because they are configured in occident-Eurasia and in the other tragicomical countries).
Ahh, and nope; lack of laughter DOES kill humor :wink:
http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com

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